Somewhere It's Always Time for Tea
SOBS LOUDLY ALICE IS SO LOVELY)) Oooh! Splendid idea! Let's go today! I needed sunny vests to show off my merry disposition to welcome in the new season!"

autumnbotaum:

thecupcakemedic:

autumnbotaum:

thecupcakemedic:

Ooh, I’d very much like to pick up a few nice dresses and pinafores for myself and the little one. And I need to restock my baking supplies! The holiday season ran me positively ragged.

Oh, I am terribly excited! I’ll go and fetch my strolling boots and a parasol. Is Lizzie allowed along with us? She’s a very good girl, and I am sure she’ll feel the need to supervise my choices in wardrobe for her.

"Oh of course she can come! Wot kind of bloke would I be to say no to your own daughter! Plus it would be lovely to see the sorts of things she picks out for you!" He laughs. "You go get her and yourself ready, I’ll bring my car about to pick you two up!"

"Smashing!" She chirped, clasping her hands together. "I’ll go and get her ready, then! See you soon, dearie!"

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Oswald nodded eagerly with a happy ‘I’ll be right back!’ as he let Alice and Lizzie prepare for the outing. He made sure to get dressed himself, of course, and sighing at the sight of half of his wardrobe covered in blood. He really had to stop wearing his own clothing instead of his uniform when it came to surgeries. He also quietly mulled over the possibility of buying a bow tie with an eyeball on it. 

After getting dressed in civilian clothing, he quickly jumped into his corvette and drove over to Alice’s home, giving a playful honk before hopping out of the vehicle and going to the door. “Alice! I’m here!”

After several minutes of fussing and perfecting Lizzie’s outerwear, Alice bustled through her front door in a burgundy walking dress with half sleeves and a matching parasol, little Lizzie toddling behind in an equally precious purple jumper, a little black blouse, and a bonnet that was secured with a snug ribbon just beneath her chin. Of course, mama and baby both donned matching striped stockings as they trotted down the front stairs.

"Here we are! I do hope you weren’t kept waiting for too long; Lizzie sometimes throws a fit whilst being fitted with her bonnets."

send these sentences !!!
  • "I will smack you to hell"
  • "I will smack you to heaven"
  • "I will smack you so fucking hard if you don’t kiss me right now!"
  • "I will smack you the life out of you"
  • "I will smack you back to life!"
  • "I’ll smack the glasses off your face"
  • "I will smack you to another species"
  • "I will smack you to another race"
  • "I will smack you into a coma, don’t say I wouldn’t!"
  • "I am gonna smack you so fucking hard that you’ll need surgery to fix that face"
  • "I will smack you so hard that you will look even prettier then last time"
  • "Bitch, now, you know you need a smackin’!"
  • "lemme smack dat ass"
  • "lemme smack them chest, I know you enjoy that kink!"
  • "Are you crazy?”
  • "Are you even listening to me?"
  • "Are you even listening to yourself?"
  • "Are you sure they won’t find out?”
  • "Are you sure this is legal?”
  • "Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
  • "Are you threatening me?"
  • "Be mine."
  • "Do I know you?"
  • "Do you love me?"
  • "Do you remember this?"
  • "Do you trust me?"
  • "Don’t go."
  • "Don’t let me die"
  • "Don’t look at me like that."
  • "Don’t make me beg.”
  • "Don’t you dare come near me!"
  • "Don’t you dare."
  • "Explain yourself."
  • "For you, I would _____"
  • "Give it back."
  • "Give me another chance."
  • "Have you ever even done this before?"
  • "How drunk are you right now?"
  • "I already regret this."
  • "I am not wearing that.”
  • "I can’t believe you missed that."
  • "I can’t do this anymore."
  • "I can’t even look at you."
  • "I could kill you!"
  • "I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
  • "I didn’t do it.""
  • "I didn’t know you could do that."
  • "I don’t want to look at you right now.”
  • "I guess this is goodbye.”
  • "I hate you."
  • "I have to go."
  • "I just want to cuddle."
  • "I know your secret.”
  • "I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
  • "I love you."
  • "I miss you so very much."
  • "I missed you."
  • "I need a drink."
  • "I need a hug."
  • "I never really loved you."
  • "I owe you."
  • "I think I broke it."
  • "I think I’m falling in love with you. "
  • "I think I’m forgetting something."
  • "I think it’s broken.”
  • "I trust you."
  • "I want to be yours."
  • "I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
  • "I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
  • "I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”
  • "I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
  • "I’m bad for you.”
  • "I’m dying."
  • "I’m going to be sick."
  • "I’m not speaking to you anymore."
  • "I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
  • "I’ve never heard that one before."
  • "If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
  • "Is that my shirt?"
  • "It was me"
  • "It’s so beautiful.”
  • "It’s time to choose.”
  • "Just five more minutes."
  • "Just go."
  • "Just leave me alone."
  • "Just let me die."
  • "Just relax."
  • "Just what did we do last night?"
  • "Kiss me you idiot."
  • "Kiss me."
  • "Make me."
  • "Marry me?"
  • "My Parents don’t know"
  • "My parents know.""
  • "Never again."
  • "Nh, don’t be so rough!"
  • "No, that can’t be my baby."
  • "No! You can’t die on me now!"
  • "Put it away.”
  • "Put your trousers on!"
  • "Put. The. Weapon. Down."
  • "Shut up and listen."
  • "Take responsibility."
  • "That isn’t mine."
  • "That looked easier on TV."
  • "That sounds painful."
  • "That was a bad plan."
  • "That’s mine!”
  • "That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
  • "They’re coming.”
  • "This seems familiar."
  • "This stays between us."
  • "Truth hurts, don’t it?"
  • "Want to hear a secret?"
  • "We need to talk."
  • "We’re moving too fast.”
  • "Well that was unexpected."
  • "What are we doing here?"
  • "What are you afraid of?"
  • "What are you touching?"
  • "What are you?"
  • "What do you need?"
  • "What happened to you?"
  • "What have I done this time?"
  • "What if someone catches us?”
  • "What sort of noise was that?”
  • "What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
  • "What were you thinking?"
  • "Where are my clothes?"
  • "Where did you find this?"
  • "Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
  • "Where were you?"
  • "Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
  • "Why are you wearing that?"
  • "Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
  • "You could have died!”
  • "You could have killed someone!"
  • "You coward."
  • "You don’t need to be so gentle.”
  • "You drive me crazy!"
  • "You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
  • "You lied to me!"
  • "You mean everything to me."
  • "You owe me."
  • "You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
  • "You’re all out of ____."
  • "You’re an idiot.”
  • "You’re bad for me.”
  • "You’re dead to me."
  • "You’re pregnant and It’s mine"
  • "You’re really good at this…”
  • "You’re so weird.""
  • "You’re under arrest."

Go anon and pretend to be my character’s child.
First person who says ‘clap’ in my ask box owns my muse in a maid uniform for a week.
SOBS LOUDLY ALICE IS SO LOVELY)) Oooh! Splendid idea! Let's go today! I needed sunny vests to show off my merry disposition to welcome in the new season!"

autumnbotaum:

thecupcakemedic:

Ooh, I’d very much like to pick up a few nice dresses and pinafores for myself and the little one. And I need to restock my baking supplies! The holiday season ran me positively ragged.

Oh, I am terribly excited! I’ll go and fetch my strolling boots and a parasol. Is Lizzie allowed along with us? She’s a very good girl, and I am sure she’ll feel the need to supervise my choices in wardrobe for her.

"Oh of course she can come! Wot kind of bloke would I be to say no to your own daughter! Plus it would be lovely to see the sorts of things she picks out for you!" He laughs. "You go get her and yourself ready, I’ll bring my car about to pick you two up!"

"Smashing!" She chirped, clasping her hands together. "I’ll go and get her ready, then! See you soon, dearie!"

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SOBS LOUDLY ALICE IS SO LOVELY)) Oooh! Splendid idea! Let's go today! I needed sunny vests to show off my merry disposition to welcome in the new season!"

Ooh, I’d very much like to pick up a few nice dresses and pinafores for myself and the little one. And I need to restock my baking supplies! The holiday season ran me positively ragged.

Oh, I am terribly excited! I’ll go and fetch my strolling boots and a parasol. Is Lizzie allowed along with us? She’s a very good girl, and I am sure she’ll feel the need to supervise my choices in wardrobe for her.

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inboxideas:

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Aaaaaliiiice let's go shoppiiiing. I want to put you in fancy suits and lovely dresses!

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Shopping? Oh, I would absolutely love to! It’s about time for me to go spring shopping for Lizzie, anyhow!